The question in writing this wasn’t “where to begin,” but
rather what not to include? The New York Jets’ history is a litany of
disgraceful events. Even when they describe their most glorious player,
quarterback Joe Namath, they can’t help but avoid his short-lived stardom. “His physical talents on the field helped improve
the Jets' fortunes, leading them to victory over the Baltimore Colts in Super
Bowl III. Though injuries hampered the latter part of Namath's career. .
..”
Werblin was a classic example of a man who lived the
American dream. Werblin’s father was able to find and run an extremely
successful paper-bag company. From there Sonny took on his father’s
entrepreneurial spirit and started working as an agent for the Music
Corporation of America, eventually founding its television division. Sonny was
an amorally upstanding businessman, in that he was able to grow the television
division by ignoring
and breaking nearly every antitrust law.
Yep, New York finally had the owner they needed, but like
typical New York, they ousted him right when the going was getting good. Leon
Hess would become the next owner. Just as Namath’s career would descend into
mediocracy and injuries, the Jets franchise would also bottom out into a giant
mound of draft busts, ridiculous coaching hires, and repeated heartaches and
headaches.
I mean even Mark Sanchez’s ability to lead the Jets to two
AFC Championship games wasn’t enough to make him memorable. Sanchez’s notoriety
only became prevalent when he was able to perform this unique, and never again
tried, maneuver called, “the
butt fumble.”
Then, of course, the Jets have their litany of exotic head
coaches. In the 1990’s it appeared that coaches were either joining the Jets to
get revenge on a previous team or were taking a head coaching post somewhere
else to get back at the Jets. For instance, Bill Belichick was named the New
York Jets head coach at the start of the 1997 season. However, that would only
last six days, as the Jets really wanted Belichick’s teacher – Bill Parcells.
In a complicated and emotional dispute, Parcells wanted out of New England and
the Jets wanted to hire Parcells. The only issue was that Parcells was still
under contract in New England and, for obvious reasons, did not want Parcells
going to a divisional rival. In turn, the Jets, being their conniving selves,
thought that they would just hire Parcells as an “advisor to football
operations” and Belichick, Parcells’ top assistant, would be the head coach. In
the end, Belichick was hired as the Jets’ head coach, but that would only last
for six days. The NFL would broker a deal in which the Jets received Parcells
and New England received monies as well as draft picks from the Jets. Belichick
was named as an assistant, but he would later receive the last laugh as
Parcells would abdicate his throne at the end of the 2000 season. Parcells
named Bill Belichick as his head coach, and in true Jets fashion within 24
hours Belichick said he was quitting as the New York Jets head coach.
Belichick’s reasoning? "There are a lot of unanswered
questions here. I have been concerned about it since Leon Hess (the former
owner) died (in May). I had no clear direction of where I am going in the
organization."
As much disdain as I have for Bill Belichick, his
quote is spot on. Actually, this quote is so good I don’t think there is any
reason for me to even attempt to digest and regurgitate the laughable other
head coaching hires, such as the obnoxious blow hard Rex Ryan, or the amorphous
and at times oblivious Todd Bowles. Not to mention the fact that the Jets were
prevented from getting their own stadium in New York City due to other fellow
New Yorkers not wanting them. In turn,
the Jets were forced to be the tenants to their fellow city rival, the New York
Giants.
No, Belichick sums up exactly what we have all known
– no matter how good the money might seem, how bright the lights might be
shining, or how passionate the fans – New York sports franchises are like the
New York President the U.S. currently has – a dope. The owners of the New York
Jets and their personnel departments house such an immense capacity for
boneheadness, utter stupidity, and incompetence that it’s remarkable any of
them can find their ways home from the stadium. The fact of the matter is that
I am not the first to write about this, and I am surely not the last. Just this
week the Jets hired former divisional rival, head coach – Adam Gase – as the
new Jets head coach! Adam Gase was just fired by the Dolphins for earning the
title of being the leader of the team with the second worse offense and fourth worse
defense in the NFL.