Wednesday, January 8, 2020

"Titan" Your Jock Straps, The 2020 Corner Cube NFL Team of The Year Award Is Out!









Americans love awards because we love winners. We have rankings for everything. Literally BuzzFeed keeps on churning because of its endless amounts of rankings and left of center news articles that pull the heart strings of every millennial (ranking the best frozen pizzas, ranking every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer). Just look at the amount of country music award shows (country music! The stuff that your racist uncle jams to when he is on his 12th can of Busch Light and going 80 down “some ‘ol backroad” in his Ford F-150): Academy of Country Music Awards, CMA Awards, American Country Countdown Awards, and the CMT Music Awards. But none of these, not in popularity, not in reverence, not in bragging rights amount to the callosal weight that The CornerCube NFL Team of The Year Award (usually referred to as simply, CCNTOTYA. It just rolls right off the tongue!) provides.

The CCNFLTOTYA uses the same requirements as the inaugural awards, the CCNTOTYA (or The Cornercube NBA Team of The Year Award) to be initially considered for being bequeathed this decoration:

  1. Team must have made the playoffs;
  2. A team must have won more games in the current year’s regular season than the previous year’s regular season and;
  3. If the team’s regular season record is unchanged between the current and previous year, then it must have a better postseason standing than in the previous year.

2020 CCNFLTOTYA Finalists
(Based Upon the Initial Requirements)
AFC
NFC
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
Houston Texans
Philadelphia Eagles
Buffalo Bills
Seattle Seahawks
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings

 

So, the initial criteria only chipped away three teams, which means the decision comes down to the intuitive knowledge that rests in the minds of your correspondents at The Conercube home office (we didn’t pay the internet bill this month. So, let’s hope we can pump this blog out before Spectrum catches up to us).

The next step is to eliminate those teams that, yes, by the letter of the law they have improved, but they don’t deserve to hoist the 2020 CCNFLTOTYA. We can call this group the “well duh” group. It’s not that they aren’t great, because these teams are but it’s just that no one should be falling over in his chair at the feats that these teams accomplished. For instance, New England did improve their regular season record compared to the previous year, and with a less prolific team. However, they still had Tom Brady and Bill Belichick running the show and please don’t forget they are the defending Super Bowl Champions. Saying that they deserve the award after winning the previous year’s Super Bowl is all too simple and furthermore, America expected them to do well this year.

The Baltimore Ravens are another team in a similar position as the Patriots. The emergence of Ravens’ quarterback, Lamar Jackson, has been spectacular (for anyone outside the AFC North, which, because The Cornercube has a bias towards Cleveland, we dislike Baltimore and in turn, due to proxy, dislike Lamar Jackson. Sorry, it’s just politics.) and he broke Michael Vick’s rushing record, it wasn’t like we weren’t expecting this team to be great. In 2018 Jackson took over at quarterback, once starting quarterback and Super Bowl winning quarterback, Joe Flacco, went down due to injury. Jackson was able to finish the season on a 6-1 run and an overall record of 10-6 to not only make the playoffs, but also win the AFC North Division. So again, the turnaround was already expected from the Ravens, especially once they traded Flacco in the offseason which all but assured us that Lamar was their “ride or die.” Are the Ravens a great team? Yes. Is Lamar Jackson a great quarterback? Yes. Should a team who was led by a Heisman winning first round quarterback, and whose division consisted of a 2-win team, a hapless, lackluster ball of poo team (that’d be our Browns!!) and a team that finished the season with a quarterback named “Duck”, really be awarded CCNFLTOTYA? Hell, to the no!

The last team to fall within the “well duh” group is the Green Bay Packers - the team that seems to always win their division. Wait but the Packers missed the playoffs twice in row before this season, that must be an accomplishment. Right? Wrong. In 2017 the Packers missed out on the playoffs because Aaron Rodgers was hurt and in 2018 they missed out because the defense was mediocre, and their offense was literally just Aaron Rodgers (it ranked 22nd in the run and 9th in the pass). This year the Packers on offense and defense have done worse. Their offense ranks 18th in the league (17th in the past and 15th in the run) and their defense still holds true at 18, despite falling in both pass defense (14th) and run defense (23rd). Not to mention the Packers schedule was not too difficult. They got to play the three-win Lions twice and the hapless Bears twice. Then they got the worst division in football to play (NFC East), and their only marquee win comes against the Kansas City Chiefs who were without their starting quarterback and 2018 NFL MVP, Patrick Mahomes. They lost to the NFC East champions, Philadelphia Eagles and NFC West champions, San Francisco 49ers (badly to the 49ers we might add. 37-8) and then lost a home game at the San Diego Chargers (we refuse to believe they are a Los Angeles team). This team appears to be a paper tiger whose hope is still Aaron Rodgers.



2020 CCNFLTOTYA Finalists
(Based Upon the Initial Requirements and the “Well Duh” Group)
AFC
NFC
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
Houston Texans
Philadelphia Eagles
Buffalo Bills
Seattle Seahawks
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings

 

The Philadelphia Eagles and the San Francisco 49ers are disqualified but for two opposite reasons. The Eagles had to be in the playoffs because they happened to win their division, that is the trash heap called the, NFC East. Yes, they were plagued by injuries, but most other teams were as well. Furthermore, they were plagued by injuries in the worst division in football. They played valiantly in their playoff game against the Seahawks but came up short. There was also that time when their head coach, Doug Pederson, guaranteed that they would go down to Dallas and “win that football game.” It was a laughable moment because it appeared Pederson didn’t realize that no one really cared who won the NFC East because it was  a division that was more of a race to the bottom than a competition to the playoffs. On the opposite end of the spectrum sits the San Francisco 49ers. A team that had to fight and claw to win its division and a win that came down to literally a blade of grass and the end zone. Yet, to see the 49ers do so well isn’t a shock, but rather an expectation. The 49ers were picked to finish second in the NFC West and finished first. With their quarterback fully healthy, their running back fully healthy and a loaded defense (with the addition of Rookie of the Year candidate, Nick Bosa) it was expected they’d make the playoffs barring a dire injury.




However, the Seattle Seahawks were that team who broke expectations and nearly won their division. This would be shocking if The Cornercube forgot that this is a team with a stacked defense and an MVP caliber quarterback, in Russell Wilson. It just wasn’t surprising that two teams (San Francisco and Seattle) came out of this division. The NFC West provided America with the most entertaining football to watch. However, Seattle finished as the fifth seed this year, and did the same last year. It is noted that they did improve their record to 11-5 from the previous year of 10-6. This team, unfortunately, is a Super Bowl caliber team and because of that is at the disadvantage of winning the CCNFLTOTYA.

2020 CCNFLTOTYA Finalists
 
AFC
NFC
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
Houston Texans
Philadelphia Eagles
Buffalo Bills
Seattle Seahawks
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings

 


The Minnesota Vikings and Buffalo Bills are both disappointments. Both teams looked promising. The Vikings looked promising this year, just as they looked promising in 2018. The Bills, although not picked to do anything substantial this year, became promising as they started to accumulate wins. The issue with the Bills is that although they made the playoffs and nearly beat the Houston Texans in the Wild Card Round of the playoffs, they failed to have any notable wins. The two that Booger McFarland and Joe Tessitore cited during the wild card game broadcast were against Dallas and the Steelers. However, the Steelers were led by a quarterback with the name of “Duck” and Dallas, unknown to us at the time the Bills played but known to us now, were nothing more than a flash of greatness. The Buffalo Bills needed to be a team that the greats fear and they couldn’t put fear into anyone. In some instances, like against the Browns, the Bills looked like a team trying to lose (which they did) than a team trying to win. In the second half of the wild card game the Bills looked atrocious. Josh Allen was a world beater in the first half only to leave his brain behind when coming out of the locker room to start the second half. For instance, when Josh Allen ridiculously and inexcusably, lateraled a ball to the sideline only for it to  thankfully be batted out of bounds by his teammate, whose brain was still intact (this will be blogged about more in depth because, it’s just too good not to).

The Vikings are a team that every year is picked to win its division and claims to have the pieces to win a Super Bowl. It was predicted that Minnesota was a Super Bowl caliber team when Kirk Cousins signed his fully guaranteed contract back in 2018. Kirk Cousins they said, was the missing piece. However, Kirk finally won his first post-season game last week and Mike Zimmer appears to have kept his job in Minnesota. The CCNFLTOTYA is not presented to a team who is celebrating because their quarterback won his first playoff game after failing to win any primetime games, let alone his division. This team was picked to go 11-5 and win its division. They failed to accomplish both of these goals’ expectations. No award for you Minnesota.


The Tennessee Titans are the 2020 CCNFLTOTYA Winners! Congrats! They were picked to land third in the AFC South and fail to make the playoffs. It even appeared that way until during Week 6 the Titans’ second year head coach, Mike Vrabel, replaced starting quarterback, Marcus Mariota, with cast away, and former Dolphins’ quarterback, Ryan Tannehill, for help. No matter that Tennessee lost the Week 6 game, since Week 7, and Tannehill under center, the Titans have averaged 2.43 points per drive (6th) and 28.2 points per game (2nd). With running back Derrick Henry controlling the line of scrimmage and dominating games and becoming the back that was expected when he came out of Alabama, the Titans are a force to be reckoned with. They knocked off the defending Super Bowl champions by relying on their tight defense and managing the clock by relying on Henry in the run game. A team with a young coach, players who were either forgotten or assumed to be busts has surprised America, and by doing so has received the 2020 CCNFLTOTYA!

 

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