Diary From The Frontline: Day Tres

The excerpt below is summarization of a conflict between two admins at a white collar corporation. The  character's names have been fictionalized, as well as the Company, at which this true event took place. The "Bulker Radar System" is an antenna that was placed on the top of a cube divider, between both admins, by Major Bulker. Bulker was hoping by placing the small wire antenna at a higher elevation, she would be able to receive better reception. Bulker did receive better reception, but also created an uproar with her cube neighbor - the nation of Hilda. The correspondence was by a third party member of the Company, who was relaying information to other team members in order to give them a better understanding of the actual magnitude that this conflict  has evolved into.

For your enjoyment:

Actual picture of your correspondent writing, during a break in the action

As the “Cold War” enters its third day, the stakes have grown as the pressure increases. Both aggressors are on an ever thinning edge in which the slightest movement, twitch, or even flinch may instigate the gravest of consequences to the opposing side. After a failed diplomatic attempt in which quiche was used as some sort of failed bargaining chip,  Colonel Hilda has refused to lower her barricade and insists that the wall is her, and her people's, only resort in defending their valor, freedom, sanity, and extreme sensitivity from the evil and ever strengthening, yet archaic technology, called the, “Bulker Radar System.” Major Bulker, who utterly refused the quiche offering, (citing that although her people were starving, they rather eat themselves before they enslave themselves to Hilda’s ludicrous demands) and her nation of sicken children, starvation, an abundance of vitamins, Tupperware and Lyme disease are claiming that they must extend their radar system in order to overcome, what otherwise would be, a complete mental breakdown. For if the Bulker nation cannot receive word from the outside world, via through radio magnetic waves, they will not only tear themselves to bits, but devastate those innocent nations around them by speaking in uncontrollable tongues to whichever nation has the unfortunate pleasure of entering her dominion or dares to trade with her. Thus, The Bulker Radar System is in the national interest of all the other nations that make up the Company's Legal Dept. Universe, except for, of course, the delicate, yet persistent, nation of Hilda.

Is there an end in sight? Only God knows. Hold strong and remember: Igne natura renovatur integra (Through fire, nature is reborn whole)